長冬過後，夏日炎炎，太陽高掛天上。藍藍天空，芬蘭人心花怒放，急不及待要到空外擁抱陽光。在草地上跟朋友談天說地，再吃點可口的零食，真寫意啊﹗說時遲，那時快，眼前白影一掠，手上的包被不知名飛行物體咬了一口。
赫爾辛基裡有無數的肥海鷗是有原因的。
中一時集體朗誦一首關於海旁的一事一物，因此對英倫海邊的小鎮留下美好竹印象，更認為海鷗是隻可愛純良的鳥。住在差不多兩年了，純你個頭﹗白色無瑕的羽毛底下只是不良脂肪，黑而亮的圓眼隱藏著邪惡的笑容，
它們愛在人群頭頂上迴旋，捕食，然後暴食。薯條、三文冶、三文魚通殺﹗它們亦是上帝所創的生物，有血有肉，吃飽消化過後自然會排便，大自然就是多麼神奇。
話說有天我到公園找友人聊天，看見友人手袋上有一攤糞便……轉了圈子，大家興高采烈談糞時，突然我背上感到有輕微的重量，同時略濕……即管我從來沒有體驗過，我也即時知道發生了什麼回事。
我只好即時憤怒咆哮。
After the long dark winter, summer has finally knocked our door. The sun is high up in the blue sky, which sets the Finns in a cheery mood. They want to go outdoors instantly to embrace the summery breeze, sit on the grass and chat with friends while nibbling something crunchy delicious... Within a split second, there is a flash of whiteness, then a part of the bread held in hand is snatched.
There are reasons why seagulls in Helsinki are fat.
During my Form 1 year, we had a choral verse about a visit to the seaside. Therefore there is always a nice picture of English seaside towns and I used to think that seagulls are pure and cute. Oh hell yes. After living in Helsinki for nearly two years, all I know is that under their flawless white feathers is only unhealthy fat and behind their gleamy black eyes hides an evil smile.
They love to swirl above humans' heads, hunt and then devour. French fries, sandwiches or salmon can be all swallowed. They are also creatures created by God, after eating and digesting, naturally comes faeces. This is how wonderful our Mother Nature is.
One day when I was hanging out with my friends at the park and I saw poo on my friend's handbag...Switched to another group, we were so into talking about poo and shit. Then, without warning, I felt a minimal weight of pressure which also contains some moist... Even I never experienced this before, I instantly knew what had happened.
I roared furiously.
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